Personal Assistant desired. This is a temporary volunteer position, and you will receive no pay. No work-related expenses are covered. No possibility of promotion to a paid position in the foreseeable future. Position is not a resume builder. No 401k or health benefits. Qualified applicants should apply here. This is a competitive position. Due to the volume of applicants, please do not contact me with questions regarding the status of your application.
Are you wanting me to do your homework for you? Not happenin' Smeller.
ReplyDeleteNo, no homework. Just, if you could like, pack, clean, do my hair, mail some stuff, get groceries, guest post on my crazy popular blog, it would be awesome. Then, I could do my homework!
ReplyDeleteI'll be your personal assistant! But you have to be mine, deal!? hahaha I love you. Your posts are hilarious. keep them up!
ReplyDeleteIt's a deal Erin. I'm glad you are enjoying it! I have got to try some of your recipes!
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