I've kept this secret for quite a while now, but I've been training for a wrastlin' match.* Just call me Sensual Nova. Apparently that my wrastlin' name. I'm pretty sure this website stole my identity and gave my compy a virus after I entered my name, but it still made me laugh.** Also, Sensual Nova sounds more like a stripper name and less like a female wrastler, but the wrastlin' name generator has spoken, and you just can't argue with that.
*Denotes a total lie. But I did see this flyer at the gym, so it's kind of like me training for a wrestling match. Maybe.
**Possibly a lie. But the website is sketchy, so don't blame me if your computer shuts down or someone opens ten Capital One cards in your name.
**Possibly a lie. But the website is sketchy, so don't blame me if your computer shuts down or someone opens ten Capital One cards in your name.
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